Ah, New Year. That time when we make resolutions, vow to stick to them, and then just as quickly break them and forget about them. Well, not me! No sir! This year, I vow to stick to my vows. I vow that I will not break my solemn oath to finish the novel. It will be done this year, by the gods! I swear it! Also, I will lose ten pounds! I will swear off the sweets! And no more sodas!
Now where’s my celebratory Coca Cola? Oh well. It was nice while it lasted. Happy New Year everybody!